heardless
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Ðề: Battleship 2012 - Thành công không được như mong đợi
-Silly plot with horribly pushed tie-ins to the battleship game.if your over 10 years old: Don't watch this. If you 10 or younger: Don't watch this.Hollywood needs to learn that they can't push this crap from the toilet to the big screen anymore!
-Question: Your a bad-ass alien who traveled ten's of light years to take over another planet, what do you bring as a personal weapon?
A - A ray guy than can evaporate anything in sight
B - Any other type of projectile weapon
C - A knife that looks like a screwdriver
Answer: C - The only weakness being that it takes this weapon 20 seconds to warm up, giving a double leg amputee enough time to walk up to the armored alien kick-box it in the head and take off it's helmet.
Question: The humans have fired a tomahawk missile at your alien ship. What do you do?
A - Try to shoot it down with your own weapons
B - Try to maneuver your ship out of the way
C - Have your alien ship hop directly into the missile
Answer: C - Oh yes that's right the alien ship is only equipped with grenades and it can only move in the direction it is facing.
-If you want to enjoy this movie, think of it as a comedy.
-Much of the film is stupid and makes no sense. After an alien craft destroys a 7,000 tonne Cruiser, a mile away, it then fails to blow up a rubber dinghy carrying Kitsch and Rihanna which is ten feet from its hull.
-The script is just awful, how in God's name would extraterrestrials that travel light years from earth, not only send flying ships that DON'T FLY .. just hop around the water !! ?! #$@!$ but also carry no other kind of weapons but flying cans ... that's right, FLYING CANS !!!! ... no lasers, no fast-firing-guns ... not even some freakin' guided missiles
-A battleship is normally operated by 2,000 to 3,000 men but this battleship that had not been running for 20 years or more could simple start working at full efficiency with a compliment of 20 people at best and having live ammunition on board was unbelievable
-I could spend my spare time watching something that actually appeals to someone of higher iq than a 12 year old. because thats the only audience I can think of that would enjoy this movie. it's plain dumb, and awful in every way thinkable. stay clear if you haven't seen it because you will think the same thing. i'll end off by saying the acting makes the robots in transformers look good in comparison, and the script itself is as if it was taken straight out of something like pokemon
.Cho nên bạn cứ yên tâm là nếu có chuyển ngữ bài viết bạn chủ topic sang tiếng Anh cho tây đọc thì chắc chắn chẳng có vấn đề gì đâu ,vì bạn ấy chê như thế là còn quá lịch sự đấy.
trích 1 vài lời chê của khán giả nước ngoài:
-Silly plot with horribly pushed tie-ins to the battleship game.if your over 10 years old: Don't watch this. If you 10 or younger: Don't watch this.Hollywood needs to learn that they can't push this crap from the toilet to the big screen anymore!
-Question: Your a bad-ass alien who traveled ten's of light years to take over another planet, what do you bring as a personal weapon?
A - A ray guy than can evaporate anything in sight
B - Any other type of projectile weapon
C - A knife that looks like a screwdriver
Answer: C - The only weakness being that it takes this weapon 20 seconds to warm up, giving a double leg amputee enough time to walk up to the armored alien kick-box it in the head and take off it's helmet.
Question: The humans have fired a tomahawk missile at your alien ship. What do you do?
A - Try to shoot it down with your own weapons
B - Try to maneuver your ship out of the way
C - Have your alien ship hop directly into the missile
Answer: C - Oh yes that's right the alien ship is only equipped with grenades and it can only move in the direction it is facing.
-If you want to enjoy this movie, think of it as a comedy.
-Much of the film is stupid and makes no sense. After an alien craft destroys a 7,000 tonne Cruiser, a mile away, it then fails to blow up a rubber dinghy carrying Kitsch and Rihanna which is ten feet from its hull.
-The script is just awful, how in God's name would extraterrestrials that travel light years from earth, not only send flying ships that DON'T FLY .. just hop around the water !! ?! #$@!$ but also carry no other kind of weapons but flying cans ... that's right, FLYING CANS !!!! ... no lasers, no fast-firing-guns ... not even some freakin' guided missiles
-A battleship is normally operated by 2,000 to 3,000 men but this battleship that had not been running for 20 years or more could simple start working at full efficiency with a compliment of 20 people at best and having live ammunition on board was unbelievable
-I could spend my spare time watching something that actually appeals to someone of higher iq than a 12 year old. because thats the only audience I can think of that would enjoy this movie. it's plain dumb, and awful in every way thinkable. stay clear if you haven't seen it because you will think the same thing. i'll end off by saying the acting makes the robots in transformers look good in comparison, and the script itself is as if it was taken straight out of something like pokemon
.Cho nên bạn cứ yên tâm là nếu có chuyển ngữ bài viết bạn chủ topic sang tiếng Anh cho tây đọc thì chắc chắn chẳng có vấn đề gì đâu ,vì bạn ấy chê như thế là còn quá lịch sự đấy.
Mình thấy kĩ xảo phim này bt,so với Battle LA thấy còn chả thực =,Battleship có 1 số cảnh dùng hình ảnh blur với flare để che đậy nhìn khá giả tạo.
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